lol last names

As a student of linguistics I'm intrigued by how Singapore's youths put fake (and funny) last names on Facebook. Apparently this has been happening for at least two years! And also the new internet morpheme "cxz" or "zxc.

But on a non-academic note, here's a list of first and last names I found with my sister off Facebook on a chill Christmas afternoon. To jolt you with inspiration if you ever need ideas for names hahaha

First names:

Kanene

Keroro

Lameo

Eco

Sayonara

Vocaloid

Doremon

Sunny

Nooffence

Leopard

Last names:

ElmoCrazee

Wakakaka

PiGu Tong ('Buttocks Hurt' in Chinese)

Imperfection

Skks

Ishungry

Hugzxcu

Happylove

Ahzhuz

'Phobiaphobiaphobia

Lailailailailailailai

Isbored

Be Yoseob's

L'voe

Ngg'z

Destinedlove

Arfogurl

Isforeveralone

TheHeatbreaker (Heartbreaker??? fail.)

La Land

Buttowski

Love

Smsyloveyou

Cxt Ü

Loves Percabeth

LuxYou

Don'twant Hisschoolfriendsleavehim

IsSmiling

Oxflamerxo

LovesBubbles

Dontwantyoutoleave

LoveesYou

HartcxzEu Alwayz

Stealsyourunderwear

Musix

Teaser

Cookiecxz

Thinksof Puppies

Notslacking

Tanooki

Farts

ThinksabtSoccer

Issianuntilcreateanotheracc

'Oh ImKewt

Sayxz Hi

Thesiaozhabor

LovesBlackshott

IsPocoyo

Likes Bubbletea

IsFat

Trees AreMe

BleachAddict

Says Neverbeapart

Wishingx

Moopoo

ÏSíãñz

XiiaoDarhborh

XiiaoSeaWeed

WorshipsPercabeth

ShingQuest

Shut Up

Heartsrainbowgummybearszxc

Stitchyzxc

TheGummyBear

Smilezx

Icelemontea

LuvsBran's

NotInteresting

Monochrome

Awwsomettm

Shootmepls

Ukuleleist

MrNice

SoScrewd

Nothingtodo

Does

Heartszxcyou

An Onion

Bemyguest

Skittleser

Van Gogh

MeltwhenIseeu

Cuddly Furries Craze

Thesmartpig

Throwatyou

LovesAdidas

EternalBlizzard

DezistaFate

LovesViolet

NoseBleed

LuvsChuzxc

PartiallyBroken

Delusionist

Chileenmusgindiefivin Chicharito

I think the most awesome one is "An Onion". The name was something like "Amara's An Onion". My sister and I were just LOL-ing over it hahaha